guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm always down for nudity.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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