Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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