i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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