Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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