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(619): View more from California

You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

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(607): View more from New York

: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?

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(716): View more from New York

I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother

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(850): View more from Florida

Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit

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(217): View more from Illinois

Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016

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