it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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