underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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