Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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