Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i dont even know how to be here
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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