So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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