I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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