Im at strip club and am horny
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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