I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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