brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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