how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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