East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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