He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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