How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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