now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Still dying that you shit outside
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
