bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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