i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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