New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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