no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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