how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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