Define "chronic" masturbator.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Drunk is not a location!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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