You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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