This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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