I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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