she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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