I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
What a dumb baby whore.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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