Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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