Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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