I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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