Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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