they need to just BURY HIM!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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