went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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