How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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