Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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