You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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