Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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