I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
