weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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