Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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