You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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