I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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