We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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