Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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