Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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