My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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