Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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