Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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