doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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