he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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