Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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