I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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