So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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