I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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