okay pat passed out under dana's car
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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